Jamaica Jumpoff

Jamaica Jumpoff
The Jamaica Jumpoff

Date June 9-12, 2005

Place: Jamaica - Hedonism III





This is actually LORENZO'S Celebrity Birthday Bash

The top athletes, actors and actress and musical artist come and visit Hedonism.......

We cant reveal names(privacy issue)...but you see them on TV all the time...and now..they are going to get loose!

Ok we all agree this is the week to be at Hedonism III. If you want celebrity artist, performances and on over all great looking crowd of Hollywoodites New York’s finest and Miami’s hottest.

There will be beach parties, pool parties and disco parties, so come on down, summer has never been this good.



ABOUT HEDONISM



Sooner or later, it's gonna happen. The primal urge to just...let....go. Unwind. Unplug. You're not alone.

Hedonism II, on world famous Negril Beach, and Hedonism III at Runaway Bay, were created as a reward for all those times you've had to deny your basic instincts. In these lush gardens of pure pleasure, the word "no" is seldom heard.

Hedonism is a sandbox for your inner child, nourishment for the mind, body, spirit and soul. Pleasure comes in many forms. Choose one. Or two. Or more.

And with absolutely everything included in one upfront price you never have to think about money. Not even tips. Just what to do next. And when. And with whom.

After a week at Hedonism, you'll view the world from a slightly diferent angle. You'll be tanned and relaxed. And at times you'll find yourself smiling for no reason whatsoever. Hedonism. There's nothing else on earth quite like it.

YOUR BODY

When you set your mind free, it's amazing how happily the body will follow. At Hedonism, you can put your body to the test in any number of ways. Take up windsurfing or waterskiing. Rediscover tennis. Let our resident experts teach you how to sail. Engage in a little high wire fun on the trapeze.

Stay up all night dancing to the throbbing beat of reggae, and toast the sunrise with a Planter's Punch. Play volleyball. Naked.

While you're here, you'll find yourself doing things you never thought you would...or could. Things you wouldn't tell your mother about.

Things you've only heard about in whispered tones around the water cooler. Most of all, you'll feel the stress of real life melt away like ice in a Pina Colada.

SPIRIT

A funny thing happens after a couple of days at Hedonism. There's a new bounce in your step. You find yourself laughing more.

And Bloody Marys become a regular part of your breakfast regimen. "No problem, Mon" is a mantra repeated again and again, and it's probably the only thing we take seriously around here.

Hedonism is nothing more than an endless party, where liquor flows freely across open bars, Caribbean music rings in the air and pretty much anything goes. So go ahead. Let your hair down. Put on a toga. Take off your bathing suit. Or someone else's. Basically, if it feels good, do it.

YOUR SOUL

Hey, let's face it. You spend all year being good. Nice. Dependable. You pride yourself on always doing the right thing. Sounds like it's time to cash in a little of that good Karma. Be wicked for a week.

Eat and drink what you want, when you want. Ask a total stranger to rub oil on your back. Skinny dip. Being naughty has never been so nice. Hedonism is all about unadulterated self indulgence. Long, lavish buffets, feasts for the eyes and the senses, are yours to tackle at breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Burgers and other tasty treats sizzle all day on the beach grills. Every evening, the sun's fiery farewell is celebrated with hors d'oeurvres and cocktails on the beach, something everyone should experience once in a lifetime. Recount the day's events with friends old and new over dinner in one of our intimate restaurants, featuring sinfully good cuisine in a more exotic setting. Be good to yourself. You've earned it.

  • Water sports:

    Windsurfing, Sunfish sailing, Hobie Cat sailing, Water Skiing, Kayaking all with instructions. Scuba Diving with resort certification, snorkeling and Glass Bottom Boat cruising.

  • Beach/Pools/Jacuzzis®:

    Main Beach. Crusoe Pool. The Main Pool, featuring the Caribbean's only glass-bottom Jacuzzi® and Grotto. Au Naturel Beach, Grotto and Pool. See-through Waterslide.

  • Land Sports

    Two lit tennis courts, clinics with pros twice daily, basketball, volleyball, shuffleboard, table tennis, fully equipped fitness center and games room.

  • Circus Workshop:

    Our exciting circus workshop features flying and swinging trapeze, trampoline clinic, juggling, unicycle and bicycles balancing acts. Open Monday - Saturday.

  • Daytime Activities

    The following are an example of some of the activities provided during the week - Scavenger quest, Midday madness, Pool Volleyball, Wet T-Shirt, Oil Wrestling, Funkerobics, Oldie's dance contest, Win, Lose or Draw Casino, Sumo Wrestling, Body painting, Pool Olympics, Amateur Hour Talent Show, Plus much, much more!

  • Indoor Activities

    Entertainment center: Pool Tables, Table Tennis, Large Screen TV, and board games.

    Tennis courts, hiking trails; cycling trail (free bicycle rental); soccer field; beach volleyball; billiards; table tennis; jacuzzis; sauna.

    Golfers will find paradise on our 9-hole, executive course, just footsteps away. For something a bit more challenging try the PGA rated golf at SuperClubs' private, 18-hole, golf course at Runaway Bay, only 25 minutes away. Green fees, transportation and professional instruction are all included. Or try the new Ironshore Golf Course 45 minutes away with free transfers & green fees.



    ABOUT HEDONISM II

    A Lush Garden of Pure Pleasure A non-stop, flat out party. This is an active vacation for the mind, body, spirit a nd soul. Here pleasure comes in many forms. Choose one. Or two. Or more. You won't confuse it with Kansas. A lush garden of pure pleasure. For singles and couples 18 years and over.

    It must have been something in the water. Because from the moment Hedonism II's gates opened twenty-five years ago, it's been the most widely recognized, and notorious, resort in the world.

    Words really can't quite describe the thrill of actually being here. It's the ultimate guilty pleasure, only without the guilt. A real life Garden of Eden.

    Situated on the tip of legendary Negril Beach, life at Hedonism II centers around two private stretches of beach: One nude. One not. Both fantastic. It's a big part of what makes the spirit of Hedonism II so enjoyable.

    You can be as free as you want to be, depending on your mood. For a quiet, private moment, slip off to a shaded hammock with a good book. Or shed your inhibitions, and join in the party on the nude beach. Just be yourself, or someone else entirely. Whatever makes you happy.

    If you're wondering what a typical day at Hedonism II is really like, ask anybody who's been here. Chances are they'll all tell you the same thing: "There's no such thing as a typical day at Hedonism II."

    No two days are ever alike. Sure, the water's always warm and the sun's always bright, but the resort's true character is shaped by the people who visit. One thing's for sure - there's never a dull moment at Hedonism II.

    Some say it's because of the magical potions served up at the bar. Others attribute it to powerful aphrodisiacs found in the native fruits.

    And then of course, it could just be the mirrors on the ceilings of every guest room. But whatever it is, it seems that everyone at Hedonism II develops a little more enthusiasm for all things romantic. Best of all, what happens here, stays here. It's the unwritten code of true Hedonists.

    That wonderful, non-judgmental attitude is just one reason why you're likely to see the same smiling faces, year after year. A friend of Hedonism, once, is a friend forever.



    ABOUT HEDONISM III

    An Oasis of Pure Pleasure Tucked away on Jamaica's sultry North Coast, Hedonism III enters the millennium with everything that made Hedonism II the world's most notorious resort - and more!

    You'll find swim-up rooms. A Roman tub in every room. And a see-through slide that snakes through our disco. At Hedonism III, you'll find that famous uninhibited spirit where just about anything goes. For couples and singles 18 yrs. & over.

    An oasis of pure pleasure. Hedonism III is the resort for singles and couples 18 years and over who want to feed the body, mind, spirit and soul with freedom and world-class fun. Set on 15 acres of beautifully landscaped gardens on the Eastern end of Runaway Bay.

    Hedonism III features expansive ocean views and offers total escape for a truly active (and slightly wicked!) vacation.